Saturday, February 3, 2007

We're all Democrats here, right?

Picked this off of Edward Ott's blog, The Laughing Muslim:
A man was was walking across a bridge one day, and he saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off and commit suicide. He immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. The man said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me too!
Are you Muslim, Christian or Jewish?" "Muslim." "Me too!
Sunni or Shiite?" "Sunni." "Me too!
Hanafi, Hanbali, Shafi or Maliki?" "Hanafi." "Wow! Me too!
Do you follow Sheikh Fulaan al Fullani or Sheikh Kaza Kazah?" "Sheikh Fulaan al Fullani." To which he said, "What?!! Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

1 comment:

Abdul-Halim V. said...

ha ha.. I've heard a Christian version of that joke from Emo Philips. The sad thing is that it is mostly true when it comes to Deobandis and Barelwis in India.