Time to come clean, before my past catches up with me.
I was not born in these United States. The fact of the matter is that I was born in Coast General Hospital, Mombasa, Kenya.
And there's proof.
My mother was a child, a confused and frightened 14-year-old from Jersey City. She was offered as a token of fealty to Abdul Rahman Yasin OBAMA, who took her to Saudi Arabia where he was in training with a young Osama. It's a sad sordid tale.
Anyway, I feel compelled to disclose the truth, and the proof. My official Kenyan Birth Certificate:
Now you know.
Get yours today!