Dear American:Read the rest at Angry Bear, and enjoy the dark humor of the moment. The gallows makes comics of us all, I guess.
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible.
"Anybody who wanders around the world saying, 'Hell yes, I’m from Texas,'
deserves whatever happens to him."
HST, The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Your Urgent Help Needed
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I love it! Why don't we all send this spam as an email on to everybody we know? If we can have this go viral as fake spam it could further get the American public inflamed about this unconstitutional bailout!
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